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25Aug/090

You Know Twitter is Lame When…

From the 'What the HELL are you doing!?!' department...

"You Know Twitter is Lame When... "

  • The IRS tells notifies you that you're being auditted via tweet...

What ARE you doing?  More like 'What the HELL are you doing?!?'

  • Your car insurance company asks you to follow them via Twitter...

20090825prog You Know Twitter is Lame When... at thedizl.com

  • You must tweet in order to contact Support at your banking agency...

20090825boa You Know Twitter is Lame When... at thedizl.com

  • You can't seem to get enough ideas for home improvement projects thanks to Home Depot's tweets... too bad you never seem to peel your ass off that chair, either.

20090825homedepot You Know Twitter is Lame When... at thedizl.com

Ahhh... how incessantly dull our lives might be if it weren't for the almighty Twitter.   And in case you're wondering why the shots above appear singed around the edges... well, if you hadn't figured out that we're in HELL by this point... perhaps you were one of those born with the gift of "unique perspective."  Cheers!  :)

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