"You Know Twitter is Lame When... "

• The IRS tells notifies you that you're being auditted via tweet...

• Your car insurance company asks you to follow them via Twitter...

• You must tweet in order to contact Support at your banking agency...

• You can't seem to get enough ideas for home improvement projects thanks to Home Depot's tweets... too bad you never seem to peel your ass off that chair, either.

Ahhh... how incessantly dull our lives might be if it weren't for the almighty Twitter.   And in case you're wondering why the shots above appear singed around the edges... well, if you hadn't figured out that we're in HELL by this point... perhaps you were one of those born with the gift of "unique perspective."  Cheers!  :)